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Someone who talks a lot, yet actually a shy one and might come off as indifferent or even cold at one point. A homebody who likes spending her time binge watching tv series or movies, or reading an emotionally exhausting book, yet always been thrilled with outdoor activities. It's quite contradicting, I know

September 03, 2012

A Flavour of Humour


The First Day


A passenger in a taxi leaned over and waiting to ask him a question, tapped the driver on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the cab, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"
The frightened passenger apologized and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry. It's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."



Source: C’nS – vol. 12 no. 90

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